Well if that headline hasn’t piqued your interest, I don’t know what will. Unfortunately you’ll get no bestiality here (sorry, boys and girls), only the latest video of my brood of critters doing absolutely nothing, followed by an amusing clip about imaginative uses of condoms. Don’t say you don’t get variety here, folks.
First, though, let’s get past the Furry Friends thing. Regular readers will have heard me mention my rudimentary skills in the video-